Did you just see the Batmobile???
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
