Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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