Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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