gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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