Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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