Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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