the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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