let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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