I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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