Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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