Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
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she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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