have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
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I need you to use more vowels.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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