Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my shit smells like andre
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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