Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize