there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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