So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
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she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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