I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
