Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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