Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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