Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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