What a fucking waste of an outfit
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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