Soap is not a condiment
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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