Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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