I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
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I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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