porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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