yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
