I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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