is your mom at the bar?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.