ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
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you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing