Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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