at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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