maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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