i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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