You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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