Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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