he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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