can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I need to sanitize my soul.
We need to get me chipped asap
Drunk is a universal language darling
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