question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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