How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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