id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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