Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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