i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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