Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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