Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Randomize
