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She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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