is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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