Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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