just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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