my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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