i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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