I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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