she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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