I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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