I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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