so explain again why im purple
no
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
It's just like the Real World with babies
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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