But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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