Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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